Ever since we first got Dog Dot Com, my life has been anything but normal. It started with Dot Com deciding that everyone’s biological clock should be on the same time zone as hers. This meant we were expected to go to bed at 7:30 PM and get up at 4:15 AM. When the family would not comply with this schedule, she made sure we all heard about it whining and howling until someone got up with her. After that, it has been the potty training...