In Search of a Lucky Hat

With the demise of the lucky hat, things are not going well at our house. The Diamondbacks were rained out today and it looks as if Matt Mantei will not be activated tomorrow when he is eligible. This is coupled with the fact that several things have suddenly come up this week making it difficult for some of the kids to go to the games. Something must be done and done quickly to resolve the luck problems that the family and the Diamondbacks are having. Given this problem, I have set out on a quest to find a replacement for the lucky hat. I see that I really have two problems that I must deal with. First, I have got to find a hat. Unfortunately, it appears that neon orange Diamondbacks hats are quite rare. I would like to think that everyone has the fashion sense to appreciate a hat of this hue but I am afraid it was some sort of mad scientist experiment that has gone bad. I have not given up hope and will continue on my quest to find a hat. Once I procure the hat, I have another problem. This problem is probably more difficult than finding the hat. The original lucky hat was autographed by Todd Stottlemyre across the top of the brim. I am not quite sure how I am going to pull this one off but given the fortunes that our family and the Diamondbacks have had to endure this past few days, I have got to get this done in a hurry.