Buenos Dias beisbol entusiastas! That coupled with “Esta es las historia de los thres osos” (this is the history of the three bears) are the two phrases I remember most from high school Spanish. My theory is that if you have a firm grasp of these two sentences, people will assume you are fluent in Spanish and you can fake your way through everything else. So far in my life, this theory has worked so I am sticking with it. Armed with...