My Own Personal Bat Phone

First, I think we need a Diamondbacks signal light kind of like Batman had. That way whenever the team needs the fans to be at Chase Field they can shine the signal up in the sky and we’ll know to hope in the Batmobile and race to downtown Phoenix. The only problem I can see is that there are not usually any clouds in the sky so I am not sure what they would shine the light on. Then I remembered how close Chase Field is to Sky Harbor Airport. We can just flash the Diamondbacks signal on the planes taking off and landing. If the signal doesn’t work, we can always use the Bat Phone. After reading the press release I began looking for a Sedona Red phone I can put on my desk for when I need to call the special hotline. The Bat Phone operators can not only provide ticket information but if we use our secret season ticket code word they can tell us which gates still have promotional giveaways so that the kids are never disappointed that they missed a bobble head. Since time is so critical once we get a call on the Bat Phone or when we see the Diamondbacks signal, we can have the ticket taking ushers waiting for us at the top of the section of Hungry Hill sausages so we don’t have to stop to get something to eat. That way we can immediately run down to our seats to begin cheering for the team. Man, the uses of this hotline are endless. I can hardly wait to try it out. I’ve made a note to myself. Before Opening Day I need to pick up a cape, a mask, and a really cool secret identity name. So stay tuned for an update. We’ll see you tomorrow same Bat time, same Bat channel.