The Baby Shower

“Honey we are planning on having a baby shower at the house on Saturday are you going to be around?” my wife asked. Was this a trick question? When I hear the words “baby” and “shower” even remotely in the same sentence is makes my legs quiver and I get an uncontrollable urge to stuff disposable diapers in my ears to drown out the sound. I am pretty sure that if there is a baby shower planned at my house that will be the last place I will be...